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I don’t drive so much as I careen in a general direction.

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Some gems.

Some gems.

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Our cousin tried to kill himself last Winter but his tongue got stuck to the cold gun. He’ll never live that one down!

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My cousin’s in the hospital after his ponytail got caught in his unicycle. We’re hoping he won’t pull through.

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99% of Lost was filmed at a Lowe’s Garden Center.

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I made a shiv at my desk. Now I just need to bait someone into shushing me.

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Hubcap golf is just like frisbee golf except you throw hubcaps at guys who are trying to play frisbee golf.

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so true

so true

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