living the mundane life
Posted 5 months ago
I don’t drive so much as I careen in a general direction.
Posted 1 year ago
Our cousin tried to kill himself last Winter but his tongue got stuck to the cold gun. He’ll never live that one down!
Posted 2 years ago
My cousin’s in the hospital after his ponytail got caught in his unicycle. We’re hoping he won’t pull through.
99% of Lost was filmed at a Lowe’s Garden Center.
I made a shiv at my desk. Now I just need to bait someone into shushing me.
Hubcap golf is just like frisbee golf except you throw hubcaps at guys who are trying to play frisbee golf.
Click here to watch an uncensored deleted scene from last night’s Drunk History.