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I wonder how many times K-ci and Jojo have fist fought over crack?
Damon Wayans Jr. @wayansjr

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Some gems.

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My cousin’s in the hospital after his ponytail got caught in his unicycle. We’re hoping he won’t pull through.

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We’re all still cutting ourselves just to feel something, right?
Michael Ian Black

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I guess the white person portion of the Olympics is over.

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99% of Lost was filmed at a Lowe’s Garden Center.

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I am a vegan during all the hours of the day when I’m not eating.

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I wish the dollar store sold gas.
Will Ferrell

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I made a shiv at my desk. Now I just need to bait someone into shushing me.

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