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Rain means God is crying and overcast means God hasn’t taken his meds yet.
Michael Ian Black via http://twitter.com/michaelianblack

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Have you ever forgotten to send an attachment in an email and then had to send a second one WITH the attachment, and then killed yourself?
Michael Ian Black

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We’re all still cutting ourselves just to feel something, right?
Michael Ian Black

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Idea: Pepsi w/ stem cord blood.

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I guess the white person portion of the Olympics is over.

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I like rooting for foreign teenage girls to fail.

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All three houses had more potential than their relationship. I predict they pick house #1 and lose it to foreclosure. #househunters

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Do me a favor: don’t ever correct me about anything.

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