living the mundane life
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Posted 1 year ago
Rain means God is crying and overcast means God hasn’t taken his meds yet.
Have you ever forgotten to send an attachment in an email and then had to send a second one WITH the attachment, and then killed yourself?
Posted 2 years ago
We’re all still cutting ourselves just to feel something, right?
Idea: Pepsi w/ stem cord blood.
I guess the white person portion of the Olympics is over.
I like rooting for foreign teenage girls to fail.
All three houses had more potential than their relationship. I predict they pick house #1 and lose it to foreclosure. #househunters
Do me a favor: don’t ever correct me about anything.
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